Blond Joke?!?

my friend told me and i didnt really get it at first, but it is funny!?

it's quite long!

a blonde is fed up with people thinking she's dumb, so she dys her hair brown. so one day she is driving her car in the country and she see's a shepard crossing the road with his sheep. she stops to let them across, and as they are crossing she calls to the shepard

"excuse me, if i guess how many sheep you have, can i have one?"

the shepard thinks for a bit and then says "O.K. then"

the blond says "34?"

"OH MY GOD, your right" says the shepard.

the blond then picks out the cutest, fluffy, little one and the shepard says "now if i can guess your true hair colour, can i have my dog back?!"

Blond Joke?!?

Yep, and right after that she was driving past a field and saw another blonde in a rowboat in the middle of the field, stopped the car and yelled at her that it was blondes like her that gave them a bad name, and if she could swim she would come out there and kick her @**!

Blond Joke?!?

haha

Blond Joke?!?

Haha. Yeah i've heard this one before.. I am blonde so I have heard a lot of blonde jokes..

Blond Joke?!?

blondes are funny. not on purpose. by mistake. which is what the majority of them are. mistakes.

Blond Joke?!?

Funnie!

But what kind of a sheep dog is cuter than a little lamb?

Blond Joke?!?

Ha ha ha ha ha,good one.

Blond Joke?!?

not funny

Blond Joke?!?

very funny

Blond Joke?!?

haha I luv blonde jokes they are hilarious!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!...

Blond Joke?!?

Not that long girly, but still very cute! lol ;)

Blond Joke?!?

oh i get it. thats hilarious!

hahahahahahahahahaha!!!!!!!!

Blond Joke?!?

lol........